The Swiss – famous for their Cheese, Cable cars and indisputable friendliness - there are some great plusses about Switzerland, especially their eagerness to only add.
- Stomach soreness - 2/5 – Not a bend over in pain joke, this one’s class lies in the ‘well played’ meter – much like batsman not getting out to Shane Warne’s magical bowling over the years.
- Pun factor – 5/5 – You can’t subtract anything from this cracker.
- Bluntness - 4/5 – Not quite on the same level as Muhammad Ali’s “I am the greatest” but certainly miles away from a Chris Eubank description of Smarties.
- Satire scale – 0/5 – No evil genius here.
- Length of chuckle post reading - 3/5 – A well balanced joke – just enough to allow the cake to rise, but not quite enough to spoil the sponge.
- Volume of chuckle post reading - 2/5 – As a classic dad joke, these types usually are accompanied by a “phfuf” or “ha” – much the same noise made as you pass a cyclist out in the rain.
- Oh dear - 5/5 – Much the same “oh dear” used by most when the Evergreen was stuck in the Suez Canal, just an octave higher.
- Still chuckling after reading the joke for the 10th time – 3/5 – One of those jokes that matures like a fine wine.
- Speed at which the joke is repeated to the next available person – 2.5/5 – Much like the speed at which grass is cut – too slow and you’ll be there all day, too fast and you’ll throw away the thrill.
- How quickly the joke is memorised - 5/5 – In the immortal words of Lightning MacQueen – Faster than fast, quicker than Quick.
Mean Score: 3.15/5 – This is quick-witted joke, usually brought out when having a heated argument over what the best type of chocolate is to melt the situation.
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